Lauren here! I'm sixteen, and my life consists of the following: being odd, Disney moments, acting, musical theater, overly-indie music, flattering my massive ego, and otherwise being awesome
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Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
Hyuk hyuk.
^omfg
That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes.
Do you and Alice get along?
She wants to play mommy and baby all the time. Like, “I be the mommy, you be the baby.” The good thing is you get to lay on the couch. So I’ll cry, “Mommy! Mommy! I need some milk!” And she’ll go, “No! I’m doing my work.”
and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
